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peteetong 

(pet-tee-tong)
1.) a verbal salute used as a greeting or at departure
2.) a word used in celebration
popularized by Larry Wachs, the Jew of THE REGULAR GUYS, a popular radio show in Atlanta,Ga. The word originates from a call by an inebriated listener refered to as "Stoner Mike" a self proclaimed wordsmith/catch-phrase creator. The word was stored to the Regular Guys soundbyte library and is played at various times throughout the show, as well as a remixed version at the end of the show.
Hey Guys, peteetong, F-U Steve
Peteetong to you sir.
peteetong by Hefftone February 23, 2008
A pose you do when your not sure where to put your hands
'To pete'
"Hey, look! That guys is peteing"
Peteing by Alexandraazar June 2, 2017

peteying 

When another person (more commonly a boy) breast feeds, licks the nipples, or sucks the nipple of a girl when hooking up.

Compared to motorboating, but less vigorous and slightly sketchy. This unusual and definitely not necessary form of 2.5 base is performed in more of a baby to mother fashion instead of between two people of closer age who are sexuality attracted to each other.
pete - omg isabel your tits are so nice
isabel - haha thanks...
pete - ill give them my own special treatment
(peteys her)

1 - did you hear about pete and isabel
2 - yea i heard he was peteying her and she got creeped out and dumped him
peteying by funinthebush123 May 10, 2011

peterwig 

a peterwig is the skin that was never removed off of the peter during the preparation of a male baby. It's commonly loved in england but greatly made fun of in the US.
"ash, i love you damn fine n sexy peterwig mate."
"why thanks jack, yours too :"
peterwig by hannariffic April 11, 2008

two way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.
If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

petting a phoenix 

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.