Penril 

Wolf, word made up by the company Nexon used in various games of theirs

The poisonous wolf "Penril".

Finish with combo penril.

Penril by SilverLycan December 18, 2009

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Penile Exile 

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

Penile Exile by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Penility Factor 

(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."

1. The Penility Factor at that new night club is highest from 11:00pm through 2:00am.

Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

Led Pencil by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

Penrith Picasso 

Embarrassing vomit on Public Transport. Usually into a bag as to not draw attention

Wow, check out Adam...Just did the Penrith Picasso.
At least he has a plastic bag.

Penrith Picasso by chesterzoe March 23, 2010