Top Definition
A fancy way of saying 'black cock'.
Pen comes from penis (of course) and noir is french for black, and french is fancy, thus Penoir was born.
Rachel: OMG did you hear about Jamal?
Becky: Yes omg he has such a huge penoir!
by Majorm0j0 November 16, 2010

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