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Study For the Penis Test 

verb

1. to watch porn, to masturbate (usually simultaneously)
2. to give head to a guy
Originates in high school sex-ed classes where studying is laughable and sounds slightly dirty.
1. John: "I was watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape last night, and it's pretty hot.
Jim: "Dude you study for the penis test with that like every night"

2. Jane: "OMG I had the most AMAZING time with Jake last night! We saw Old Dogs and it was SO funny!"
Janet: "Please that movie sucked you studied for the penis test didn't you?"
Jane "OK maybe just little..."

penistude 

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.
Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.
penistude by Decimus December 1, 2006

Penisitude 

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.
Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!