Something you use to masterbate or insert into someone.
Penis. -Mahatma Ghandi
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The thing in the middle bottom of your body that produces cum
Did you see that Penis it was so large and juicy
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Part of a male that works like a third arm
A penis could be used as a tripod or too eat soup
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Ah, what can be said about the wonder that is the penis? The maker of sweet juices and bringer of ecstatic pleasure? Basically it's God's gift to (wo)mankind that ought to be properly worshipped by all-men, women, and non-gender specific beings (such as protists) alike.

There is no greater pleasure than being allowed permission to bow down before a deliciously juicy and yet uncannily manly Penis for hours on end, it's second only to being the master of one.
by Alysa May 12, 2006
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