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an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)
i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.
by Angel March 28, 2003

Words related to Penis Cracker

feminist lesbian or
Extremely dangerous female.
Extremely horny female.
"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."
by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003
When your man-hood is a right angled.
Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend
by Doug Danger March 28, 2003
It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003