Being labelled as a "Pendred", is quite honestly the worst thing known to man...
In the ancient language that was once spoken by the jews, it meant; "To dick ride a nigga" and/or being "Gayer than Aids"
Gamer 1: Wow, your Pendred
Gamer 2: Shut the fuck up you absolute jew before I slaughter your family
Gamer 1: That was uncalled for, your just like Narco
Gamer 2: Cunt I will legit step on your throat and call it police brutality
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'