An alternative/shortened version of the word " Penis "
"Someone just sent me a picture of a peen."

" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."

"I got my peen shot off in Nam."
by Dontbesadstayrad August 10, 2015
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Peen is what you call the gargantuan penis and nut of Mr. Peanut.
"Is that... peen?"

"Hm? Oh that, yeah I told Mr.Peanut that the kitchen counter isn't the place for that but, as you know, nothing gets through that thicc shell of his."
by yummysummy February 27, 2019
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A wonderful leader usually SpeaksLikeThis, has a honey like voice, and has servants called PeenServes. Also has a lizard tongue peener, HAIL PEEN!
I serve Peen because I love him so much!
by ShhKermit September 16, 2018
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Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.
I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"
by A.larsun August 7, 2011
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"Want to go out tonight?"
"uh, NO!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm Peen"
by wigglet September 12, 2003
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A word to descride an extremly immature person, generally younger than yourself.
A person acting like a peen is said to have peenish behaviour.
Oh my god, look at that peen!!! No theres like 30 of them!!
by El January 2, 2004
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some dude who's really uptight about everything, usually a control-freak
"Why don't you stop ridin' me you fuckin' peen?"
by kingsexy February 28, 2003
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