Pumped up the bum,the same as Effed in the A but different and has the equal amoutn of comedy value,especiall when you say it at work and some unsuspecting elder asks you what the hell you are saying
Desmond the chef - '' Man this job sucks , Ive been peed up the bee all day''
elderly waitress- '' What do you mean Des , I cant understand your modern talk''
Desmond the chef - '' pumped up the bum ,bitch. Ill pump you up the bum if you dont shut yo mouth''
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!