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1.
Generally the Dumbest of Dumb people who call for support. They typically forget their password, id, how to email, how to notice power lights, and sometimes mistake their Pager/cellphone battery being low as a Pc noise. They may call when it says your pc has installed updates successfully also, claiming they are being hacked by an unknown person, unplugs their Speaker for a "fan" then calls support wondering why they have no sound.
"I can't click on the X my pointer will not go down to the keyboard!!!"

Press mute/hold

"You damn pc user use your brain, THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE"
by PhilKen Sebban April 26, 2010
 
2.
A PC user is a user that puts up with a lot of crap. They are able to with stand microsoft's stupid shit, and are proud of it. They are mainly the "high tech" people of the world.

You can tell who they are by them asking the same question multiple times, or by the look of their desktop

NOTE: they think they are 1337, haxx0r, roxx0r.
John: Yeah I upgraded to XP. I am such a haxx0r!
Sue: Really? How good is it?
John: I don't know... but can you help be find my documents?
Sue: NOOB!
by Blitz January 05, 2004
 
3.
A. A person who blows their money on an oversized beige paperweight, suffers to maintain windows for about three years, and then buys another.

B. Someone who uses linux
A. "Wow! Windows XP only crashed three times today! That's a new record!"

B. "As much as i love linux, i would rather be using OS X"
by Riuhn July 28, 2004
 
4.
Someone who uses Microsoft Windows, despite its HUGE, gaping security holes, its tendency to be a magnet for viruses/adware/spyware/worms, its complete copy of the Macintosh GUI (which did come first), its complete disregard for any other operating system (Mac integrated with AOL messenger so that Mac users could use a Mac native program to talk with AOL users running windows. You know what Microsoft did? Gave us a huge pile of crap Mac port of MSN messenger that can't do half the things the windows version can even though if the programmers at Microsoft new how to throw together a decent piece of code it would be perfectly possible to have good port with webcam/audio/games), the fact that my 700 MHz eMac runs faster than a 3.2 GHz PC box and of course your supporting Microsoft, a company that couldn't make a good technological advance if it bit them in the ass.
Frank: hey Joe, you want to do something productive on your computer instead of rebooting 7 times to make your web browser open, and then get flooded with viruses from all over the net until your computer gets so f***ed up that it becomes completely unusable?

Joe: sorry I can't, I'm a PC User
by Ross Woodruff July 15, 2004
 
5.
1. a piece of shit computer that has as much reliability as a tourettes syndrome patient on the witness stand
2.used only by republicans and the extremely mentally handicapped.
3.analogy: someone who still thinks that their piece of shit Honda rice rocket can take on any car(including but not limited to: Ferrari's, Lambourghini's and anything made by Ford)
my brain cant function on a level low enough that a P.C. user would be able to comprehend
by someone smarter than you February 09, 2003