A sexy best w/ a huge cock. All girls want him, all boys wat to be him. He is smart, cool, and funny. Having him as a friend or to date him is an acheivement!
by the truthdude September 23, 2011
a dashing, muscular young man with a farmers tan. he’s super athletic with good character and good nature but cannot keep the ladies away from him. payne will be your loyal best friend and always love you. you will love dating him but don’t let your best friends fall in love with him if you date payne
by scpick3 February 7, 2022
by gratata19 November 27, 2014
to be shut down, or shown by a Payne. instead of saying 'snap' 'oohhh cut' etc you say 'oohh payned'.
by Catherine P October 17, 2006
"Pulling a Payne" refers to an astounding golf shot as a reference to Payne Stewart, the professional golfer.
This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.
This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.
This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames
This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.
This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.
This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames
"Dude, I think he just sunk a hole in one, what a Payne!"
"Did he just do the Cha Cha Slide and then defecate on my shoes?!?"
"SEAN YOUNG FUCKED A HORSE AND TRIED TO PICK UP TWELVE YEAR OLDS"
"Yarglefet, fatatata, text-methage, palmeranian"
"Did he just do the Cha Cha Slide and then defecate on my shoes?!?"
"SEAN YOUNG FUCKED A HORSE AND TRIED TO PICK UP TWELVE YEAR OLDS"
"Yarglefet, fatatata, text-methage, palmeranian"
by Feelthepayne3 May 30, 2009
a person who means the most in a another person's life and who is obsessed with Harry Potter. A person who you talk about anything to and who makes you laugh at the top of your voice. In general, a man-eating seductress. :)
A mormon PAIN who does heel kicks and goes to Disneyland MILLION times each year. It IS possible. MYSPACE THE PAYNE. :D
by Kazayla November 15, 2006
1. (noun) an alternative spelling for pain to signify mental pain stemming from frustration or irritation
2. (noun) a person with an incredibly deceiving smile
3. (noun) bitch
2. (noun) a person with an incredibly deceiving smile
3. (noun) bitch
1. Oh my goodness this is such a huge payne!
2. I used to think he was a nice guy, but then I realized he's just a Payne.
3. Yo Payne get me a sandwich - and do my homework.
2. I used to think he was a nice guy, but then I realized he's just a Payne.
3. Yo Payne get me a sandwich - and do my homework.
by CoolMitchinstien23 January 31, 2009