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Patty Melt 

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.
The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.
Patty Melt by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

patty melt 

1. a sandwich that wanted to be a cheeseburger but lacked the funds.
2. a cheeseburger on toast.
3. a cheeseburger for individuals lacking the proper bread component (ie. a bun).
4. yummy.

patty melt 

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman
Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.
patty melt by jwonder May 12, 2011

Patty Melt 

I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.
Patty Melt by Sameolde July 8, 2016

portuguese patty melt 

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.
Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.
Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.
Russian Patty Melt by musah March 28, 2021