Patty Melt

When after having anal sex, the male wipes the residue off his penis between his partner's cheeks.

The sex was so dirty last night, I ended up making a patty melt.

by J.Alfred Proofrock December 2, 2011

Patty Melt

When a fat girl queefs in your face.

I was cleaning pussy juice off my face after that Buffarilla gave me a patty melt.

by Sameolde July 8, 2016

Patty melt

A burger, of any type of meat, topped with a slice(s) of cheese. May be eaten as a sandwich on any kind of bread, or without bread a all.

Tonight, I don't feel much like cooking. How about a sports bar? A good patty melt, some cold beer, and a ball game. Now, that's what I really feel like tonight!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 13, 2021

patty melt

1. a sandwich that wanted to be a cheeseburger but lacked the funds.
2. a cheeseburger on toast.
3. a cheeseburger for individuals lacking the proper bread component (ie. a bun).
4. yummy.

bun lacking patty melt

by nighttime, daytime April 20, 2010

patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman

Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

portuguese patty melt

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

by Nigher whole July 17, 2017

Russian Patty Melt

After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.

Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.

by musah March 28, 2021