jwonder's definitions

empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman

I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman

Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.

by jwonder May 12, 2011