A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.
"omg i love your shoes"
patrick
by cullen596 February 24, 2009
PATRICK - A FORMER STAR OF PORNO MOVIES. SOMEONE WHO HAS SHAVED OFF HIS 70'S HANDLE BAR MO AND NOW WORKS SECRETLY IN LABORATORIES POSING AS SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THINGS ABOUT ANIMAL DISEASES. EX PORNO INDUSTRY JUNKIE THAT HAS TURNED TO TROUT FISHING AS A SUBSTITUTE.
HI PATRICK YOU BEEN IN ANY PORNO MOVIES OF LATE. NAH, TOO BUSY TROUT FISHING
by GUESS1999 July 10, 2008
Another word for a penis generally used around small children...
Im def gunna stick my patrick in that virginia!!
by mxzrider May 17, 2005
An alternative to saying "fat chick" or "fat chicks".
1. Oh shit, watch out for that patrick.
2. There goes a patrick.
3. WTF, damn patrick.
4. PATRICKS!
5. Fuckin' patricks taking up all the space.
by Barkada April 19, 2008
half dog half human, looks and acts like a dog, drolls all over the place......so fuckin weird
patrick- "god dammit, what the hell, git me out of this cage"



>god damn patrick u a ulgy ass mufucker i feel sorry for you
by DaPrInCEsS6t9 June 12, 2005
A mexican football player that smokes weed and got kicked out of school. Super hot and all girls want him. Hes a bro. He has a funny voise and is always comming in my damn homeroom
wow that kids hot

i bet his name is patrick
by Lynzieisabtw March 04, 2008
a total douche who is so whipped by his lame ass girlfriend that he deserts his friends and strips for her over the internet
- doesn't know how to spell
- premature ejaculater
- can't draw
- all around dumbass
- moocher
Johnny spell California
Kaliphona
you're such a freakin' Patrick
by Debbie Murry January 22, 2009

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