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The one acquaintance who is hated by the circle of friends. This acquaintance has low social awareness by not understanding that he is a right cunt.
Guy A: "Who? Patrick?"
Guy B: "Fucking Patrick."
Guy A: "Fuck that guy."
Guy B: "Yeah, fuck that guy."
Guy C: "Right?!"
by no_name_bitches January 04, 2016
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A big, fat, pink, stupid starfish from Spongebob Squarepants. He can't do anything right. He sits around with a stupid sponge all day.
Person 1: Leo is such a Patrick. He's so fat and stupid.
Person 2: Ya, and pink.
by chickencreation September 15, 2012
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Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.
ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"
by doggystyle dan March 30, 2010
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flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.
hey girl you should of met my last boyfriend he was a real patrick.
by I lovee Hats December 28, 2010
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Hey Patrick, wanna go to the crusty crab for lunch and then after go jelly fishing?
by _geek_girl_101_ March 01, 2015
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A word that will most likely get rejected because it contains an inside joke, it's a non-celebrity's name, the definition is not an actual definition, the examples are not good examples, and the tags are not used correctly.
Patrick is my friend.
You see Patrick over there?
by i dont know why, I was bored December 27, 2014
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Patrick is this wired ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age this bitch will go up and pull a fucking fire alarm at a fucking factory and no one will know who it is
(Some random friend)"This is my fucking homie bro you out fam did you just pull that fire alarm and not get caught " (Patrick) "fuck yeah dog"
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