A massive homo with a huge nose, will pretend to be generous but only does it if it benefits him in some way. Quick to point out your flaws but will be a douche if you point out his. Acts and looks gay, won't care about your problems but will expect you to help with his
Guy 1: Patrick is such a dick sometimes
Guy 2: Just ignore him, he'll die young when doctors won't care for him anymore
by theangrylion May 22, 2010
thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow

don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
Patrick is obsessed with his body
codeword for weed
Mom: What are you doing tonight?

Brittany: Oh im going to go hang out with Patrick
by B-Smi and Tamela August 10, 2008
that round dude from spongebob
You see patrick last night? he totally ate a sneaker
by BottomfeederFISH April 27, 2009
A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.
What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

by Joe Finkelberry January 08, 2010
A nice way of calling someone stupid. See Spongebob Squarepants
That guy is such a patrick!
by LaDeena July 02, 2009
Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick
by john schlongggggggggg May 06, 2008

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