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78.
my girlfriend's nickname for my penis
"Wow! Patrick is looking at me!"
by gazmus March 26, 2007
 
79.
One who appears to have symptoms of down syndrome after consuming abundant amounts of alcoholic beverages.
yo he was so patrick last night, he chugged a twenty sixer.DOWNY!
by Your moms best friend January 16, 2009
 
80.
Failing to put enough marijuana in a bowl or joint because you want to save your stash.
Dude, the bowl's already cashed. Your habit of patricking really harshes my buzz -- you cheap-ass motherfucker.
by jfried October 04, 2007
 
81.
A stupidhead. Stupidstupidstupid head who secretly likes men and accidently calls his girlfriend frank when they have sex. Repeatedly. Usually has a small dick, with no sexual skills whatsoever. Can barely take two steps without falling over from being such a moron
"Wow. That guy was such a patrick."
"Oh, i'm so sorry."
by Scotchy23412341234 April 17, 2009
 
82.
A gay leprechaun who wears $400 Prada sunglasses and plays baseball...which means he is a douchebag. He thinks that he gets alot of girls but everyone thinks he is gay.
"omg i love your shoes"
patrick
by cullen596 February 24, 2009
 
83.
Another word for a penis generally used around small children...
Im def gunna stick my patrick in that virginia!!
by mxzrider May 17, 2005
 
84.
PATRICK - A FORMER STAR OF PORNO MOVIES. SOMEONE WHO HAS SHAVED OFF HIS 70'S HANDLE BAR MO AND NOW WORKS SECRETLY IN LABORATORIES POSING AS SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THINGS ABOUT ANIMAL DISEASES. EX PORNO INDUSTRY JUNKIE THAT HAS TURNED TO TROUT FISHING AS A SUBSTITUTE.
HI PATRICK YOU BEEN IN ANY PORNO MOVIES OF LATE. NAH, TOO BUSY TROUT FISHING
by GUESS1999 July 10, 2008