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71.
thinks he is so smart with that ugly face and unibrow

don't be so rude to girls bitch and maybe he wouldnt have had this definition
patrick would be loyal if he weren't so cocky
needs to get a reality check and realize who the fuck he is dealing with.
bitch fight back/
think your so tough.
your so proud of yourself
GETALIFE!
Patrick is obsessed with his body
by BESTFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDD April 14, 2010
 
72.
Sometimes can be cool, but other times can be a real dick head. Acts perverted often. Brags about everything he wins, and doesn't admit if he loses. A cool guy mostly. He has many friends, likes sports, and makes untruthful accusations and assumptions on what he has no idea about.
"Omg that guy is acting so patrick!"
"Dude stop being patrick."
"Don't be like patrick, it's not cool."
by I_am_the_truth_bringer January 12, 2010
 
73.
codeword for weed
Mom: What are you doing tonight?

Brittany: Oh im going to go hang out with Patrick
by B-Smi and Tamela August 10, 2008
 
74.
that round dude from spongebob
You see patrick last night? he totally ate a sneaker
by BottomfeederFISH April 27, 2009
 
75.
A wanna be who thinks that the world revolves around him. Who enjoys his moms hairy strap on dildo, up his ass.
What's your name?, said Joe "My name is Patrick"

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!"Says Joe
by Joe Finkelberry January 08, 2010
 
76.
A nice way of calling someone stupid. See Spongebob Squarepants
That guy is such a patrick!
by LaDeena July 02, 2009
 
77.
Big sexy, good at football but hates people that play soccer. Doesnt like homo's and gets girls left and right. Has alota friends and is good at any video game he trys.
Aw man that guy is so sexy he must be a patrick
by john schlongggggggggg May 06, 2008