1. a synonym for average, ordinary, and especially plain.
That opera was so patrick. I almost fell asleep.
by oneofthebest April 04, 2010
An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.
I wish i was a patrick
by whatisthisthingagain February 24, 2010
Noun - A shaft of Human cockmeat in the size range of 1.5 to 50 microns in length, or the width of Human hair. A Patrick is typically approximately 2 to 3 inches wide. Because of these dimensions, many nickname it a McPud.
"I'm so salty, I just found out my boyfriend has a Patrick!"
"Shiiit gurl, I'm so sorry to hear! You must be drivin' a salt truck right about now!"
by trevisna corbmeyer November 18, 2011
A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot
Was that Patrick?
Yes, he was going to jack in the box with Courtney.
by GCP2davis October 21, 2011
Patrick is one who is famous by the ladies and tends to date more than one girl at once without them knowing. He treats his girls well he just likes variety and knows he's capable. Don't let yourself think that your the only one it's sad and heartbreaking but thats just how they are. If you do manage to get one all to yourself you are extremly lucky and must be a girl who has their life together and is healthy and well taken care of, because a Patrick won't take a hoe as a serious girlfriend. He's charming, desirable and attractive. He keeps it real and always keeps his life together and expects the same from everyone else. Patricks are also known fighters and don't put off with what they call "unessecary conflicts."
"For a man whos got his life on track he sure sees alot of girls"

"What do you expect he's a Patrick."
by casey01 August 30, 2011
Slang word to desrcibe a fat chick.
If you like a bit of weight:

AAAAAAH look at that patrick, that is one fine truck of meat.

If you don't like a lot of meat:

EWWWW look at that patrick, it looks like two patricks hugging.
by i don't like patricks April 23, 2011
A hideous person that should not touch people that do not want to be touched.
"Get offa me Patrick!"
by Bobby jo March 13, 2012

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