Someone who can only find girls on the internet.
Only had one real girlfriend. Watches anime shows and porn videos.
Shquisha: Yo man Naurto is on!

Dakota: Stop being a patrick!
by Fa que-que November 19, 2010
Slang word to desrcibe a fat chick.
If you like a bit of weight:

AAAAAAH look at that patrick, that is one fine truck of meat.

If you don't like a lot of meat:

EWWWW look at that patrick, it looks like two patricks hugging.
by i don't like patricks April 23, 2011
A hideous person that should not touch people that do not want to be touched.
"Get offa me Patrick!"
by Bobby jo March 13, 2012
What happens while playing Tetris at a fast pace and making a move that wasn't meant to happen, such as putting a peice in the wrong place, and it throws off your entire game.
Last night I was playing Tetris and I pulled a Patrick!

I lost that game because I pulled to many Patricks!
by pm0419606 March 29, 2011
Patrick is a star fish on sponge bob and so patrick is another word for asshole.
Man that nasty bitch licked my Patrick clean!!!!
by O gee hung kenobe January 15, 2011
Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.
Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.
by theguywiththebiggestdick November 21, 2010
A total douchebag who dates every hot girl in sight and tries to cheat on them with their friends. He goes around thinking he's all that with his piercings that make him look totally gay.
Person 1: "That dude over there thinks he's so cool but he looks like a loser."
Person 2: "He looks like a Patrick."
by imasexybeast7 June 27, 2011

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