by chowman November 9, 2006
A recently-founded classical liberal arts college where ex-home schoolers comprise over half of the student body.
Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.
Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.
Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).
The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).
Having grown up reading latin, Greek mythology, and the Bible with their 12 brothers and sisters, many students react to their newfound freedom by studying 60 hours a week and heckling anybody who scores below a 175 on the LSAT.
Patrick Henry College is also one of the only schools in the nation with a full parking lot on Friday nights and an empty one Sunday mornings. Rather than dividing themselves into groups of jocks, nerds, and the like, students recognize that they are all nerds and create pecking orders based upon competing epistemologies, opinions on different church fathers, and swing dancing ability.
Fringe groups of cool kids, most of whom went to public and private schools, labor in vain to create an improved public image for their school but generally divert their efforts towards dodging school rules, perfecting their social skills, scoring boss jobs, or getting into cool schools (meaning top 10 in law/IR/economics/philosophy/theology).
The school where the kids from the Little Giants went to play soccer and basketball after they lost their luck and The Annexation of Peurto Rico was forbidden (the worst collegiate athletics program ever maintained).
"I was runner-up in the high school moot court championships so Patrick Henry College accepted the winner and I had to go to Cedarville.
"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."
"Did the men's Patrick Henry College soccer team lose the game?" (*you lost the game*) "yeah but only by 11 points and they almost scored once." "Ah that sucks. High school teams around that area are good."
by grandmustardtiger September 19, 2011
a place where kids skip just to get high. you can score drugs in any hall.alot of trashy white ghetto girls.The girls are easy easy as lunch, u walk in, get what u want and leave.
you get suspened for the stupidest reasons like flicking a lighter. also getting sent to the office for throwing ninja stars a foot away.you get the shortest times to write a paper. the teachers usally are alright unless there on thier period.
also most of the students have stds
you get suspened for the stupidest reasons like flicking a lighter. also getting sent to the office for throwing ninja stars a foot away.you get the shortest times to write a paper. the teachers usally are alright unless there on thier period.
also most of the students have stds
by pandaguy March 29, 2011
Diverse I guess but filled with:
1. White girls who act ghetto and think there really bout that street stuff when they really live on grandin court
2. Black girls are cool straight up but will stomp you out in a heartbeat
3. Weird white kids who do tiktok dances in the bathroom while I’m trying to piss
4. The 8% of white bitches who are stuck up and have a pinkty drinkty from Starbucks in their hand EVERY MORNING
5. FIGHTS LOTS OF FIGHTS
6. FOGS EVERYWHERE hmmm pink lemonade anyone????
7. GHETTO
1. White girls who act ghetto and think there really bout that street stuff when they really live on grandin court
2. Black girls are cool straight up but will stomp you out in a heartbeat
3. Weird white kids who do tiktok dances in the bathroom while I’m trying to piss
4. The 8% of white bitches who are stuck up and have a pinkty drinkty from Starbucks in their hand EVERY MORNING
5. FIGHTS LOTS OF FIGHTS
6. FOGS EVERYWHERE hmmm pink lemonade anyone????
7. GHETTO
Cave spring girl: which school do you go to?
Jayla: Patrick Henry high school
* hides in her hydroflasksksksksksksk*
Jayla: Patrick Henry high school
* hides in her hydroflasksksksksksksk*
by Icallthisatwenytwintwin February 29, 2020
the school where everyone thinks moneys over everything , never cares about other peoples feelings and has a lot of horny assholes. lots of kissing and fucking behind bleachers, in trucks , and in woods at PHA !
does patrick henry academy think moneys over everything?
yes that’s also where the little whores fuck and her pregnant
yes that’s also where the little whores fuck and her pregnant
by justvibin1232 March 23, 2022