Power of the Pat 

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all females are relentlessly attracted to a man, particularly of the Kauffman household that the power originated from.

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

Power of the Pat by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023

Power of the Pat 

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

Power of the Pat by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023