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Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010
person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh
Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1
paster by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017

Pasterino 

A long note of troll text, with bad purposely bad grammar, usually written in the chats of Twitch.tv. Started by the viewers of "Imaqtpie", this has become really popular and is in pretty much every stream on Twitch.tv
"herro kutipy, me juan sanchez from mexicoland and i wak 50 mils eryday to watc you stream. evry dey i dream abut playing with you. pls mak me dream come tru. please no copy pasterino"
Pasterino by Knight of Doge May 21, 2014

taint paster 

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.
hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.
taint paster by heil hitla June 3, 2010

Put Peter Out to Pasture 

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.
I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.
browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015