giga-parp

A parp which is so epic, so explosive, so traumatic and so voluminously productive that:
1) The person who produced it may suffer from loss of consciousness, rectal prolapse, bleeding hemorrhoids and ruined underwear.
2) Those in the immediate vicinity may suffer from nausea, vomiting, and light headedness.
3) There is typically a very large, brown mess left behind due to the volume of intestinal gas released and the violence with which it was ejected.

"Dude I was chillin over at Steves house man, and this other dude walked by, and he straight busted out a giga-parp right by my face. Man that shit was nasty, I felt the wind hit my face and blew chunks right off, but that dude passed out yo and he had shit running out his pants. Everyone in the room was gagging man, we all bailed."

by Libdem June 2, 2016

parp

usually associated with emmo, although this is not through emmos own fault. The nooper came up with this marvy terminology, and tends to use it an awful lot.

*holds nose and rasps violently* 'did you parp AGAIN? emmo? did you?'

by emmo January 31, 2004

jebus parp

Nice smelling fart

Wow! That's nice. You could say it was quite the Jebus parp.

by sexylover1million March 10, 2014

Jurassic Parp

an emission of wind so awful it would bring tears to the eyes of a dinosaur

cor, bloody hell what a Jurassic Parp! ugghh

by Uncle MacTipps September 30, 2010

parp tent

When you let a super loud ripping fart out while under a blanket.

JOE: hey baby, check this out

Joes bitch: What baby? what do you want me to check out?

JOE: *PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP"

Joes bitch: OMG *GAG* *Dry heave*

Joe: ROFL HAHAHAH PARP TENT ON YOU!!!!!
Take that you cheating bitch!

by JOE PARP October 25, 2007

parp peril

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 11, 2014

Parp-Bot

1: A robot created by me and some buddies to follow the rules of parp. See also parp

1: Is aan example really needed here??

by g28401 August 21, 2005