Never remembering where one parked their car
the guy walking around the parking lot aimlessly, He's Parktarded, he has no idea where he parked his car
by BGr54 January 26, 2010
adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.
That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard
by trudaddy January 05, 2015