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1.
A person who has a complete and utter inability to park a car correctly.
When observing a car taking up multiple spaces in a car park: Look at that Lexus, what a parktard.
by PJ_Butterfield October 11, 2012
 
2.
A person who listens to Linkin Park
Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .
by Nvrmind January 23, 2010