Paris Hilton

1) like, a totally dumb blond!

2) the posterchild for anorexic porn stars everywhere.

about walmart;
"so, do they like, sell walls there?"

by aRosyKindofLife February 6, 2004

Paris Hilton

An anorexic nutcase that is as ugly as the extended anus on Goatse.cx.

"Wow Paris! You're gaining weight! I can only see nine of your ribs!"

by Rob the Shrubber June 8, 2004

Paris Hilton

Ms. Hilton is a spoiled little no-talent wallet humping twit who probably takes an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

Her history is a revolting one, and her current "career" sees her in everything from skits on SNL (where she embarrasses herself with one bland performance after another), and movies such as House of Wax in which her overall acting ability only slightly rivals that of wax fruit. Many people are tired of seeing this rat-faced mascarra caked mongoloid sharing screen time with actual celebrities, but for some reason there are other far more stupid people who enjoy her "work". If you happen to be one of them, congratulations, you are assisting in dumbing down entertainment for the rest of us.

Paris Hilton used to somewhat pretty, probably charming, then Hollywood got ahold of her and now she resembles a cross between a gorgon and a wet chihuahua.

by Elbowwalker September 25, 2005

Paris Hilton

(noun)a slight brain damage caused by excessive booze and coke and hair bleach...

I can't remember where I slept last night, I must have had a paris hilton or something.

by Neslihan October 20, 2005

Paris Hilton

biggest zero to benefit from nepotism since bush

paris hilton and george w. watched 'the hills' today. a fight shortly ensued after george tried to change the channel to 'i love toy trains'.

by cxnnor May 8, 2009

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

Paris Hilton

Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.

Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.

by KHD February 1, 2005