When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.
Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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McPhee, May Long 08' when everyone remembered the alcohol and forgot the water.
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A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.
Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.
by Adomzz January 25, 2021
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In dire need of something to drink or you will possibly die of dehydration. THAT bad.
"Oh hey sister, can you bring me a doctor pepper? I'm fairly parched."
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A facial massage, you rub on the face, and it make the person thirsty.
Person 1 "hey brody, do you want the parched lady?"

Person 2 "Yeah I would love one!"

*rubs face*
Person 2 " I'm thirsty as fuck"
by TugMasterW December 2, 2013
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Ferocious bird that’s a cross between a Partrige and Acorn Woodpecker
Yuns best watch out fur that parch accout whiles you sleep theys pluck them peepers right out of the hole
by Tricky dick rick December 15, 2018
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When a hookup’s ass is as dry as Death Valley and as thirsty as someone lost and stranded in it.
Girl, his parched ass was so thirsty he couldn’t keep it out of the air, but so dry when I tried to give him some dick it was like fucking a flesh-light made of sandpaper. Never again!
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