14 definitions by You sad human
by You sad human November 30, 2018
Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.
Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up
by You sad human March 20, 2019
Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
by You sad human April 2, 2019
You: I'm so bored.
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
by You sad human April 8, 2019
When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
by You sad human February 11, 2019
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019