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(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."
(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"
(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"
(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
by TrueDemagogue July 17, 2011
overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...
Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!
Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!
by Ella=Mac2 September 5, 2015
To be very very thirsty
1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched
by Rodam April 28, 2006
Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.
by Dougie's Parching November 17, 2014
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when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink
by badgers89 October 11, 2008