Describing behavior that is both parasitic and smitten (a portmanteau of both words); often answered with unexpressed revulsion by the object of the leeching affection, thus enabling subsequent parasmitic behavior. Expressed revulsion will frequently dislodge the parasite, thus leaving only unrequited affection.

Her overseas Facebook stalker was merely annoying until he booked a flight to her home town and announced his arrival, assuming he should stay at her place. She decided the racking sound of a 12 gague would dampen his parasmitic ambitions. Nonetheless, he continued to make phallic banana jokes.

parasmitic by JK@M9 January 27, 2011

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paralitic

Australian Slang for being extremely fucked up; The effects of a large sum of alcohol drugs etc.

xtine:lets get paralitic (chug chug chug)
erica: hell yeaaa (puff puff puff)

paralitic by xteen January 10, 2006

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Paramilitent

The incorporation of camouflage or ready for the elements type of gear in as casual urban settings.

Man 1 "So I was standing in chipotle right? And this guy is full paramilitent bro."
Man 2 "No way?"
Man 1 "Yeah, head to toe camo. Digital pattern pants with suspenders!"

Paramilitent by SpaceDaddy23 December 31, 2016

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