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tim's panini 

The ultimate panini, the holy grail of sandwiches if you will, When eaten you will become GODLY at the timpani. Also u become part of the percussion order
person 1: OMG TIM'S PANINI

person2:YOU DID IT
person1:TIME TO EAT IT
plays timpani godly
tim's panini by tim sandvich March 14, 2022

That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini 

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.

panini suck 

using a samsung automatic OCTA dissembler for "stuff"
She came into the tech room and asked for a panini suck, so we said "sure, the machine is open, have a seat".
panini suck by SlothWasInUse October 6, 2019

Scandinavian panini press 

The Scandinavian panini press is a action performed in sexual intercourse in which your partner shits on you dick then clenches their asshole for 20-30 minutes until the shit solidifies and creates a custom fit condom.
Roman: yo my dick was too small for any condoms so I got Rachel to make me a custom one using the Scandinavian Panini Press
1. Plural of panini (food)

2. Panini penis
My dick is a paninis”
Paninis by lad525 September 22, 2021

Paninis And Bikinis 

A store in New York where they don't wear bikinis but they sell paninis...LOL stupid as fuck
I went to Paninis and Bikinis and i was literally stunned by how horrible the service was!
Paninis And Bikinis by 3ar September 19, 2012