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Panama Punch 

n. This word describes a situation where, while on spring break in Panama City Beach, you wake up hungover in a random hotel room, and decide to take a piss. When you open the door you discover someone taking a shit. You decide to piss on them in the general direction of the toliet anyways. This is when the person shitting delivers a punch to your still-pissing dick.
Spring Breaker (to hispanic hotel maid) Hey sweetie, can you give me a blowjob? I need something to masage my dick after the panama punch I recieved from Raf this morning. Oh and can you clean the piss and blood up in the bathroom when you are done? Gracious Senorita.
Panama Punch by ymmot February 20, 2009
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pajama punch 

One punch that knocks a victim out cold, or puts the victim "to sleep".
"Did you see the game between Boise State and Oregon?"
"Yeah! That kid from Boise State got put to sleep with a pajama punch!"
pajama punch by D Russ January 19, 2010