Noun.

A partmanteau deriving from pant and paint.

An outer garment covering each leg separately and usually extending from the waist to the ankle - usually used in plural - wherein the wearer is of an overweight nature and the garment is poorly fitting, i.e. tight.
College student 1: oh man, I love college. I can eat cheeseburger subs all day in the dining hall.

College student 2: yeah, I was going to say - nice paints. You're going to need some mineral spirits to get them babies off.
by FreddyFiveFingers July 18, 2012
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When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.
That bitch painted my wood last night.

Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.
by Eddie B3 February 27, 2008
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To wipe any sex related fluid on someone's taint with your penis
He created the most beautiful paint job I have ever seen on that guy's taint. There were elegant swirls, lines, and a breathtaking sense of form.
by famoustainter February 20, 2011
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To designate a target to employ a homing weapon against, usually by laser or radar.
The Special Forces trooper painted the target for the Warthog driver to hit.
by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003
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spunk; jizz

an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
dude, there's paint all over your face
by whatisface March 3, 2012
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When the flop includes a Jack, King, and Queen a player may say "That's a lot of paint."
by Coell May 13, 2005
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You can not spend more than 3 seconds at a time in the paint, or the other team gets the ball.
by cevirgec May 24, 2005
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