A "sports" played by groups of people that like to feel the pain of 68.cal balls (filled with food coloring) hitting there body parts. A "marker" is the "gun" used in paintball to launch the balls at other players, it is shaped like the letter "F" but tilted to the right. most paintball "markers" have a small air tank connected to the back of it that propells the balls out of the short barrel.
Paintball "guns" are very inaccurate due to there lenght of barrel. you have to target practice at a shooting range because the shape of the "marker" has a close resemblance to the m249 light machine gun. It is illegal to shoot this "marker" in ur backyard. The maximum distance a paintball can travel before hitting the ground is exactly 30ft.
The paintball field acts as the players canvas. it is often filled with colorful balloons that players use to hide behind. the dimension of the field is 15ft X 25ft because paintball markers are not able to shoot past 32ft. The "marker" is loaded with balls from the top. A "Ballsack" or "hopper" is used to hold the balls and is glued to the top of the "marker"so that when the "players" run or melee with there "markers" the balls wont go flying everywhere.
Paintballs are usually not biodegradable or wash off easily unlike the crayola markers. Some biodegradable paintballs are available but cost twice as much as non biodegradable ones because instead of toxic paint it is filled with fresh deer blood.
Colorful clothing/jumpsuit is required to play this "sports". also a full face mask is needed to protect ur face from getting paint/blood on it.
This sports is favored by, rich men, homosexuals, and people who love to show there dime sized bruses to there friends.
Paintballer: Paintball OWNEZ AIRSOFT~!!!

Airsofter: Too bad im 34 ft away from you.
by Randy Park December 22, 2007
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one of the best sports ever made.
Paintball rules all .
by peter.pan. June 16, 2003
It happens on a random Monday, coming back from an event. Or late on a Sunday night, right before you get on the plane and you're about to be frisked for the third time. You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team. You're drinking stale coffee, trying to stay awake. You're explaining the fat welt on the side of your neck to a confused stranger or a best friend, or running through the sidewalks of LAX, trying to catch a plane. You're coming back to the other life... the one without paintball, where no one understands why you do it. You're tired, you're working off little sleep, the question creeps up and you try to ignore it. Why do I do this? Why the travel, why the losses, the missed work, the missed school, hours of practice, and the complaining girlfriend? Because the lure of living a paintball life is just too potent. And the products of the road, the travel, are memories forever, and trips, and strange lands with stranger people, At tournaments it feels like, for once, you actually get to live as loud as you want. It's worth the sacrifices, it's worth all the bullshit. Because if you work hard enough, a Sunday will roll around, and you'll be in the huddle, screaming, with your hand in, one among ten, playing for the world title, and suddenly all those clichés you ever heard make sense. And you are defined. You say it to yourself and it means everything. I am a paintball player. And this moment right here, is my life.
-Matty Marshall
Paintball is a way of life.
by Larry Chan June 06, 2005
The best sport there is, You basicly hail each other with paint. the guy who said this is a stupid sport can go blow a cow for all I care.
Go play paintball... now.
by Paintball Rocks December 20, 2004
A sport that mixes hide and seek with capture the flag, except you "seek" with a paintball marker. Un-known to some people, paintball is not just a sport for spoiled rich adolecents. Anybody can play, regardless of skill, gender, and race. Although it does not come close to real warfare, it is a fun sport in which everybody has fun.
Anybody who compares paintball to the armed forces is a retard and have probably not played paintball.
by YaZe May 24, 2005
The best sport ever invented. Although only around since about 86' it is the 3rd top extreme sport in the world, being only overcome by rollerblading and skatboarding. Top players include Chris LaSoya and Oliver Lang.
"I'm not a malicious person, but the feeling you get from shooting someone with a paintball is beyond words"
~Oliver Lang
"I go out there to shoot people and to win"
~Chris LaSoya
by K$L February 27, 2005
does not shoot 550fps it shoots 300fps you fucking moron
paintball is the best sport invented
by Bob March 21, 2004
a sport by many people, and known by ALMOST All
it is a growing sport that among the easiest and funnest to play
it IS NOTTTT, i repeat NOTT, for just rich kids, for those of us who think it is some rich fucks, ppl of all ages and all races and ALL types of income can play the game.
it is one of the safest sports when played right and reffed right.
people can play at all types of levels in all type of game play,it is even used in training
so for all of those douche fuck who think it isnt anythign like what i said, well then go play for day and will say " shit, im a dumbass, that kid was right, this was fun and really cheap.
ALL of my friends own a paintball marker..
EVERYONE that i kno knows about piantball
by LG March 01, 2005

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