Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

Padgettized by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

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padgetted

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".

ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

padgetted by AIRFRAMES VMAT-203 May 3, 2006

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Padgetted

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.

Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.

Padgetted by Strokersause July 24, 2010

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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