Packard

A pretty snazzy car from so long ago, barely anybody remembers it. But if used for a last name, the person is normally really outgoing, smart and pretty. Don't mess with a Packard, he/she will screw you over.

"Watch out, there's another Packard."

by Seemite October 16, 2008

Packard

1. One of the earliest American settlers from the land of England.

2. A classic, fine automobile.

Samuel packard of Massachusetts bay colony.

by Jteam90 January 2, 2017

Packard

Someone who wastes all your time because of something they forgot or screwed up on.

(Teenager begs for phone. You work hard to buy it for them. Kid rarely uses it.)
That teen is such a packard.

by PurpleProdigy May 18, 2016

packardized

Publically immobilizing a punk-ass bitch who should have never dared to cross your path in the first place.

After Tom shot his fool mouth off, I totally packardized his ass in front of his crew

by Ratmaster Bob February 25, 2017

Packarding

A mostly unused Australian slang term, meaning to bash someone and have multiple people stomp on them.

Jack: That cunt still hasn't paid me dosh back!

Israel: No worries bruv, we'll give em a packarding after work.

by croydontrooper May 2, 2020

Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Packard Goose

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020