Look at you trying to be a hotshot! I bet you've typed qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm so many times you can't anymore! Well sorry, but someone typed it before you. Now get back to whatever you were doing and leave me alone.
You: (Not giving up)
You: psjtvfzaqswdergthyukilomnbvcxz
You: (Sees this definition)
You: (Obviously crushed emotionally) Oh. Ok then...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'