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1.
A play on PITA, POOTA means "Pain Out Of The Ass.
A prostate exam is a PITA, but having diarrhea is a messy POOTA.
by m98371 March 27, 2009
 
2.
ACRONYM:
Pulled Out of The Ass.
I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.
by wrenchmonkey July 05, 2013
 
3.
abbreviation of "Pootang" but means womans boobs
"did u see her pootas?!"
"yer....massive!"
by da minxes January 26, 2006