Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
by Lolkumu October 17, 2021
A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021
A part time footballer, part time essay writer, part time underwear seller and part time joker who love to claim himself as the best footballer ever while all his achievement this season is a penalty goal against Sheriff & Bandit FC and one goal against out of form Everton. Defenders got more league goal than him. Allison Becker, a Goalkeeper, got more goal contribution than him. And against teams like Ammonia FC (if I spelled it correctly), even Dora cant find him on the field.
When he score one goal against Everton, its normal for his fans and media to post 11 posts about it alone in less than one hour. But when he enters goalkeeper mode (his default mode this season) or got another 3.6 out of 10 rated performance, media will post about his new celebration instead and compeletely ignore that disasterclass performance.
That is why he is widely known and accepted as the Media GOAT.
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Example in sentence(s) :
When he score one goal against Everton, its normal for his fans and media to post 11 posts about it alone in less than one hour. But when he enters goalkeeper mode (his default mode this season) or got another 3.6 out of 10 rated performance, media will post about his new celebration instead and compeletely ignore that disasterclass performance.
That is why he is widely known and accepted as the Media GOAT.
Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Example in sentence(s) :
"Dad, I want to be like Cristiano Ronaldo one day.
Please no son. Dont be like Penaldo. There is already too many clown these days"
"Dad, can you help me? I cant find my laptop.
It is Penaldo.
What do you mean, dad?
It is on the bench."
"I burst into tears as my girl tell me our relationship is penaldo. That is the subtlest way to say that our relationship is finished"
"Madam, I already submitted my homework.
Yours are penaldo.
Sorry, what do you mean, Madam?
Your homework is rejected."
Please no son. Dont be like Penaldo. There is already too many clown these days"
"Dad, can you help me? I cant find my laptop.
It is Penaldo.
What do you mean, dad?
It is on the bench."
"I burst into tears as my girl tell me our relationship is penaldo. That is the subtlest way to say that our relationship is finished"
"Madam, I already submitted my homework.
Yours are penaldo.
Sorry, what do you mean, Madam?
Your homework is rejected."
by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022
A Portuguese ghost that lives in Luxembourg and statpads against yoyo teams like Norwich. He is now in Fraudi Oilrabia League for money and to statpad against teams with trees and dragons as their logo
by penaldoggy January 1, 2023
One of the biggest fraud in football history
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty
He has played 44 free kicks without on target
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty
He has played 44 free kicks without on target
by Dhrey June 17, 2021
Portuguese diving merchant who demands penalties and freekicks even though he has scored 2 free kicks since 2018 and likes to flop around whenever he's nudged like a fish on shore, has no actual dribbling ability apart from needing to do 5 skills to get past 1 player and is known for fucking up teams once he leaves as his ego is so massive he forces managers to build teams around him.
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022