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Pedalphile 

1. An adult who is sexually attracted to bicycle pedals.

2. A fixed-gear bike gang from Madison, WI.
1. Richard made love to his bicycle last night. He is such a pedalphile.

2. The Pedalphiles cruised down University Avenue, leaving a wake of debauchery, tomfoolery, and attractive screaming women.
Pedalphile by fischstix September 26, 2007

Pedalphile 

A musician who has an unhealthy attraction to guitar pedals. Collecting, trading, and making sweet, sweet love to them. They also enjoy using Pedal Lubrication for sexual purposes.
Beau is such a pedalphile, when I looked up his history on Google I was worried. He had tons of pics of Crybabys, which turned out to be guitar pedals, not pornography. But, upon confronting him, he had the same reaction as if I did find porn, also he has dieelectric stains on his crotch.
Pedalphile by Takestarred June 25, 2014

pedalphile 

An pedophile who rides a bike when on the job.
"Hey. You see that old man? The one who has been circling the park on his bike for a good 10 minutes?"

"Yea, he is totally a pedalphile"
pedalphile by -CWC- August 16, 2011

Pedalphile 

A dirty old man with a passion for all forms of bicycles and a dangerous attraction to younger women.
"Stu from the Mountain Biking club has got another new 17 year-old girlfriend."

"Yeah, I heard. He's such a pedalphile!"
Pedalphile by ESLtd February 25, 2015

pedalphile 

a person manually driving their car and causing traffic issues that would not exist if their vehicle was driving itself and coordinating with the other near by autonomous vehicles. Pedal-phile
He swerved toward to cars, just to see them react. What a pedalphile.
pedalphile by RogerGu March 9, 2018

PEDALPHILE 

A pedalphile is a troll who gets his kicks out of abusing cyclists online in a cowardly, keyboard warrior style. They shall take no advice from anyone as their brain capacity is very limited. Example of a Pedalphile is Eddie Martin who trolls Glasgow Live for cycling stories so he can get off on abusing people online.
Eddie Martin is a Pedalphile as he always trolls cyclists online.
PEDALPHILE by EdMartPed March 24, 2024