A musician who has an unhealthy attraction to guitar pedals. Collecting, trading, and making sweet, sweet love to them. They also enjoy using Pedal Lubrication for sexual purposes.
Beau is such a pedalphile, when I looked up his history on Google I was worried. He had tons of pics of Crybabys, which turned out to be guitar pedals, not pornography. But, upon confronting him, he had the same reaction as if I did find porn, also he has dieelectric stains on his crotch.
A scientist that melds science and the word of the lord to make everything relatable.
Homosexuality is wrong. Magnets can't go positive to positive. Just as god intended. Magnetologists rule!