A wooden plank, preferably a 2x4, with a railroad spike driven through one end. Usually carried by demomen.
Sniper: watch out mate, that demo with the pain train is heading your way.
Pyro: mhhmbglmhbmm
by ArceusAvenged February 28, 2019
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The act of pwning an opponent. Generally used in conjunction with hollaor whoot whoot!
The Pain Train just made a stop at your house hoe. Whoot Whoot!.
by Terry Tate January 6, 2004
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A drink consisting of 1 oz. of raspberry liqueur and 1 oz of rootbeer schnapps. Served in a high ball glass with ice, and filled to the top with ginger ale. Usually drank obnoxiously, with accompanying conductor gestures and train sounds.
Man, I had five pain trains last night and I didn't feel it until it was too late.

Pour me another pain train, muthafucka, whoo whoo! (gestures like train conductor).
by bulldogops December 6, 2011
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the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.
Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe

*stalks prey*
insert: one bang
by PainTrain1 April 4, 2011
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A Group of men with abnormally large penis, get together and tear each others asses.
Man, Justin Timberlake took it like no tomorrow, hes going to walk funny for a week.
by Curt Mac March 12, 2005
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A group of men that will visit those who do not repay loans as agreed upon
A group of men (Pain Train) that will visit buz when he skips out on his debts
by Robert Swanson April 29, 2009
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