2x4

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

by Chris February 27, 2005

2x4

The most common piece of wood used in building construction. Somewhat confusing to the uninitiated because it does not measure 2" X 4". Up until the 1970's it measured 1-5/8" X 3-5/8" thereafter it measures 1-1/2" X 3-1/2" The length can be anything up to about 20 feet.

This house is 50 years old so it's made with real 2X4's (the slightly larger variety in use at the time, not the skinny ones of today).

by Gargoyle888 January 5, 2006

2x4

Someone with no ass

Damn that girl Jojo built like a 2x4

by Datboi11 August 15, 2021

2x4

A flat girl/No ass

Guy 1:Yo, you see that girl? She finna hot
Guy 2:What do you mean, she's a fucking 2x4

by sammyberz123 September 11, 2018

2x4

A song off Load, a Metallica CD released in 1996.

Hey, check out track two on Load!

by Cody Russell February 25, 2005

2x4

Another term used for a 24oz beer, see also Fence Post}

Say (Name), you always roll up to the party with the 2x4 in the paper bag.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

2x4

A term used to describe the stupidity of Americans. commonly used by Poles or Polaks.

those 2x4s are so stupid.

by Polska1 February 14, 2012