The slow accumulation of semen in a woman's underwear following a man's ejaculation inside of the vagina when she stands up after reapplying said underwear
1. Yeah, the sex was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.
2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.
3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.
3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.
by Savvy and Twat March 19, 2014
by Spot Conlon October 29, 2017
The act of a man pulling his balls out of the opening in the front of his boxers. This trick is closely related to The Turkey and the frog brain.
While usually done in front of friends as a joke, Larry sometimes performs The Oyster by himself for amusement.
by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011
Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017
When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth
by They know me May 27, 2010
A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.
by Palmer March 28, 2005
by David from Kingsbury August 26, 2007