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The phrase "over 9000," in essence, defines 9000 to be any number considered to be an already excessive limit which one would then expect to be surpassed in one way or another by the circumstances leading to the utterance of the phrase "It's over 9000!" with various degrees of phonetic extension of the /a/ sound in the word thousand.
For example it would be absurd to assume that you have over 9000 mid terms to take. However, it would be perfectly acceptable to set 9000 as a placeholder representing some number that is an acceptable upper limit of exams any excess of which would cause exasperation and very possibly scouter (here meaning pencil or pen) crushing.
by itazura na risu January 14, 2011
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The number of penises in a known pedophile group
"Our group has over 9000 penises, and they're all raping children."
by ohcourts September 22, 2008
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3 + 4 = over 9000

over 9000 x 2 = 14
by 7000 July 17, 2009
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the amount of penises a known pedophile group (anonymous), according to Oprah
it said this: it doesnt forgive, it doesnt forget, and it has over 9000 penises, all of them are raping children. The known pedophile group only has 8999 members, so someone is quite lucky.
by Ed Ward February 21, 2009
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The most abused/overused phrase on the internet.
by Ruska February 24, 2010
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A stupid, humorless meme that was popularized by dim-witted kids after it appeared on Dragon Ball Z and became overly popular to the moronic internet users, which is about 80% of all internet users.
Employer: So we looked at your profile and the fact that you are a horrible speller, didn't even bother to type this résumé, and dropped out of high school doesn't give us much reason to hire you.

Guy who uses the phrase it's over 9000: But I just need a job with an annual salary THAT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

Employer: We apologize, but you're just too stupid for this job.
by A Real Fucking Man November 29, 2010
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Meaning the number be over 9000!
by Monie089 October 25, 2007
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