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This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^ o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.
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| 1. | Oscar the Grouch | ||
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The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him. Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH |
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n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.
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| 3. | Oscar the Grouch | ||
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Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! |
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v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required. n. One who partakes in the above act (1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."
(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here." |
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The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem. Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
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| 6. | Oscar The Grouch | ||
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When you bang a girl doggy style over a Dumpster or Trashcan. After you pull out, ejaculate on the 'grouches' backside and then slam the lid of the dumpster or trashcan on the victims head. Usually performed on trashy sluts. You remember that trashy whore from the bar last night?
Yeah I remember that scallywag . Well I totally gave her the good ol' Oscar The Grouch last night. |
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(ADJ.) desribing someone who is cranky or upset. They are acting like they slept in a garbage can all night Kristina was acting like an oscar the grouch when she said hi this morning.
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