by Paul X. November 20, 2006
The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.
It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.
Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.
Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.
Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
by The Hairy Scary Orphan Man November 21, 2009
1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.
by AJ April 7, 2005
Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.
Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"
by Coca cola addict March 11, 2021
Words like snowballing, which is an urban sexual term, are considered orphaned because the combined meaning has nothing to do with snow or balls. Well, maybe balls. The term orphaned would not apply to words that are made up entirely. fo shizzle my nizzle could be considered orphaned or bastardized since the phrase has roots in real words.
by David Porter October 13, 2003
A southern hispanic gang origanlly from Orange Co. Westminster, California. O.P.H.S is short version of this gangs name. Spanish name; Huerfanos. Orphans13, OX3,
This gang is known to be in AZ, NM, Tijuana, and NC.
Extremly dangerous, enemies to Northern Hispanics, VDM's
(in NC) and any other gang that threathens to invade their turf.
This gang is known to be in AZ, NM, Tijuana, and NC.
Extremly dangerous, enemies to Northern Hispanics, VDM's
(in NC) and any other gang that threathens to invade their turf.
by Pancho Pena October 23, 2007