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A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.
"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."
#optic #rectum #shitty #outlook #life
by LeeC November 25, 2006
A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.
A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.
#optirectomy #pessimist #shitty #brown lining #sad sack #lumberjim
by lumberjim October 08, 2008
A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.
by dbowney November 16, 2002
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