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1. Optirectomy
A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.
"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."
2. optirectomy
A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.
A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.
3. Optirectomy
A clean cut from your eye's to your asshole to clean up your shitty outlook on life.
by dbowney Nov 16, 2002 add a video
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