A fat black woman with deep rooted anger issues, an egomaniac, and a closet racist. If she had her way she would exterminate all white people from the planet, but she can't because they happen to be her core fanbase.
Oprah is on, turn that TV off.
by FFace March 19, 2007
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1. The talk-show hosted by Satan herself.

2. Satan!!!
If you have just watch Oprah, You have sold your soul.
by Loki353637 July 12, 2008
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Oprah is an evil BITCH! She once denied the make a Wish Foundation when a kid with cancer's dying wish was to meet oprah she denied him and she wasn't even busy. SHE IS A DEVIL!
I hate Oprah so god damn much
by amimal22 October 20, 2007
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The leader of the most successful cult in the history of the world
Person 1: why are you doing that?

Person 2: because Oprah told me too, oprah knows ALL!!!!!
by oprahismycultlearder May 16, 2009
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v: To "yoyo" or to gain and lose weight again and again. Originating from Oprah Winfrey's battle with weight.
I never manage to mantain a stable weight. I always seem to oprah all time.
by CyborgTm September 13, 2007
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The term "oprah" refers to an individual who sucks all that is positive and useful out of life. Can also refer to a scam or fraud. This term can be used as a noun or verb.
"I think I'll just sit here and oprah my life away, I feel I deserve it."
"You should fire that oprah, he certainly doesn't serve to forward the business any, he just sits and whines about how he's gotten such a raw deal and deserves compensation for this so-called oppression."
by Aaron Holst March 10, 2006
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a fugly bitch who walks around saying "LET'S SAVE THE WORLD!!" then does nothing about it and makes milions of dollars!!
do you wanna watch Oprah with me?

i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my! on camera
by Kelsey the PImp June 30, 2006
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