Ondine 

An elegant person, who is always up for fun.

Sexy and a bit of trouble

Has the most amazing personality and the most charming smile

Ondine's are extremely fun, caring, intelligent, very funny, beautiful and captivating. They are the epitome of classiness and have a unique flair. Musically intune, she has loves getting out and having fun.

she's Ondine

Ondine by i.am July 18, 2011

Ondina 

Ondina (Onn-dee-na) is a very attractive girl, she is also very wise. Ondina has a nice body with soft thin hair, lovely brown eyes, soft lips and is a great kisser. She’s a gorgeous girl and attracts all the boys, wherever she goes there’s always a boy asking for her number, or wondering if she’s single. In a relationship she’s very loyal to her significant other, she cares for them, and wants them to be happy. As a friend Ondina is such a kind person she is very caring towards you, or anyone in this case. She always wants the best for you and will support you no matter what. Having her as a friend or girlfriend will be the best thing that happens to you she’s cheerful and just being around her will make you happy, she’s fun to be around and will drop all her plans for you. Although she is cheerful she’s also sensitive anything you say to her she’ll take to heart, she tends to get hurt but soon enough she’s back on her feet. Dating an Ondina or having her as a friend is very lucky so if you ever meet this unique person keep her around, you won’t regret it!

Person 1: I became friends with Ondina yesterday.
Person 2: That’s cool she’s so nice i love her to bits.

Ondina by Anonymous Punlisher August 6, 2019

Onlineaphobes 

People that feel and think everyone they meet online is out to get them, and/or are things and people there not, and believe there out to get them, even knowing they could be talking to a real actual person or not, and believe in things that are not true.

John: My name is John doe and I live in the same town as you.

Sara: But I never met you before, and believe you to be an old man or something despite that you have pictures, and all other personal information showing your not, but I still think your not who you claim to be.

John: But you sound like one those Onlineaphobes, clearly you see I'm not some 40 year old guy I'm 18!

Onlineaphobes by zane2012 October 7, 2010

Ondine's curse 

A respiratory disorder, also called congenital central hypoventilation syndrome (CCHS) or primary alveolar hypoventilation, which is fatal if untreated. Because of a congenital failure of the body's involuntary control of breathing, people with the disorder must take each breath consciously; they typically die during sleep.

In German mythology, Ondine was a water nymph who fell in love with and married a mortal man, Sir Lawrence. He swore to her that his every waking breath shall be his pledge of love and faithfulness to her. Years later, she caught him in the arms of another woman. She cursed him thusly: "You swore faithfulness to me with every waking breath, and I accepted your oath. So be it. As long as you are awake, you shall have your breath, but should you ever fall asleep, then that breath will be taken from you and you will die!"

Sir Lawrence stayed awake as long as he could but eventually fell asleep from sheer exhaustion, and he stopped breathing and died.

Ondine's curse gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Ondine's curse by Erin Catherine June 28, 2008

onlineability 

the ability of a device to connect to the internet.

Yeah, I can view certain websites on my Blackberry, but the iPhone has better onlineability.

Xbox Live completely pwns the Playstation network in terms of onlineabilty.

onlineability by Aretelio August 11, 2008

ondine 

the left nipple of an obese man between the ages of 56 and 71.

guy: wanna see my ondine?
girl: ew, man, you are too old.

ondine by Joe Hallforbestelly January 21, 2008

Ondine 

Someone whos retarded

Oh shes retarded like Ondine.

Ondine by notrileyfowke February 24, 2017