On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen

"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"

by 2North February 13, 2012

polishing your rocket

masturbating

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

off your rocket

Someone who meant to say “is off their rocker”, but is bad at idioms.

1: You are off your rocket
2: I think that it’s rocker
1: Right, I’m bad at idioms

by ToastedRavs36 April 08, 2022

Jiggling your jizz rocket

Jabber jock slang for for working over your hot meaty manrod and shooting a creamy dreamy jizz load in your mother's face.

Jabber jocks love jiggling their jizz rockets.

by Jizzy LaRue February 26, 2005

Give your roommate the rocket

1) To have gay anal sex with another person
2) (Typically used as the question "Did you give your roommate the rocket?") Taken literally as a question whether or not one has passed on the gift of a model rocket to their roommate

1) Person A: "What are you doing after dinner?"

Person B: "I'm going to give my roommate the rocket!"
2) "Hey Sanjay! Did you give your roommate the rocket? I know he loves aeronautical models."

by Literal Rocket Giver February 20, 2012